Frank and Ernest by Thaves for August 25, 2002
"Look! Up in the sky! It's absurf! it's inane! It's "malaprop man! a.k.a. the creped crusader" "What's with the briefcase, Malaprop man?" "I'm a money imaginer for a big breakerage firm on Maul street!" "I didn't know you had a business background!" "My college major! In fact, fed chairman Alan Greasepan was my roommate." "And it was my idea to lower the primate! I'm privy to lots of inside inflammation if you'd like some advice during this economic repression. It's important that you be diversified, and I can introduce you to high-trek mutuals or some adventure capital." "But my real specialty is this tax-exempt puny bonds." "Uh...I wouldn't put that on your business cards if I were you, M-man." "Tum-de-dum."