Frank and Ernest by Thaves for September 29, 2002
Transcript:
"Welcome to "eyeball news"...in Washington today, freezing weather halted progress on prescription drug legislation." "Hill Chill Kills Pill Bill!" "A New Mexico company is developing a dried turkey meat snack." "Turkey Jerky from Albuquerque!" "Elsewhere, the president's home state is imposing a luxury tax on formal evening wear." "Texas taxes tuxes!" "Stop it, Ernie! You do this every time, and we're supposed to be professionals here! Get serious!" "Lastly, at the local clinic, all the psychiatrists got new doctor's smocks." "Ah...shrink wrap!"