Frank and Ernest by Thaves for February 16, 2003
"Subbing tonight for my regular co-anchor, is our weatherman, Ernie." "In our first story, police suspend the search for an escaped convict for the next day." "In other words, the coast will be clear for the next 24 hours." "There is a big political debate at Town hall tonight." "Except hot winds all evening." "A key witness at a murder trial couldn't recall much." "It was a hazy day at the court house." "And proud parents of a little leaguer watched their boy toss a no-hitter." "The son shone brightly today!" "That's it! You're finished! Tomorrow I find a new substitute." "Reign ending tonight."