Frank and Ernest by Thaves for May 11, 2003
Transcript:
"Mother nature has gone bonkers, Ernie! In St. Paul it's 75 and balmy, while Minneapolis suffers cold wind and rain!" "It is the rest of climes, it is the worst of climes." "And in Hawaii, a magnificent lava flow is pouring into the ocean!" "Ah...lava's a many-splendored thing." "It's so hot in Texas, they're cooking eggs on the roads!" "The yellow roads of Texas!" "And in Washington, it's very muggy...ninety-nine degrees and 99 percent humidity." "Democrats and republicans are sticking together!"