Frank and Ernest by Thaves for December 18, 2005
December 17, 2005
December 19, 2005
Transcript:
MEET SANTA "In this age of rampant corruption and worldwide terrorism, I can't believe you're still hung up on naughtiness!" "Views on naughtiness aside, Santa's a twenty-first century businessman. He's outsourced lots of his production to the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy." "Yeah, and he also used his high volume to get a great rate on overnight shipping." "But I don't get it - He's still gotta get revenue from someplace!" "Are you kidding?! He gets letters from millions of kids - I'll bet he sells his mailing lists!"
