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Frank and Ernest by Thaves for December 31, 2006
DAILY NEWS Headline Dept. EDITOR "Ernie, I need a headline for this story about the children who exposed a spy ring stealing government secrets!" "I got it, boss!...'Sprouts Squash Leeks'!" "And at a Hollywood party, an actor's child lost his trunks coming out of the pool!" "Got it!...'Son Moons Stars'!" "And a woman scared of marriage spends her life avoiding losers!" "'Chicken Ducks Turkeys'!" "C'mon, Ernie, knock off the wisecracks or I'll bounce you right out of here!" "Oooh! I can see it now!..." "'Crab Mussels Shrimp'!"