Frank and Ernest by Thaves for January 07, 2007
Wonderland Library PARENTING "Hi, Ernie. Did anybody I know come into the library today?" "The ten o'clock scholar was here, of course - and the old lady in the shoe was in looking for child-rearing books." "The dish and the spoon checked out a couple of guides from the travel section." "And Jack with the beanstalk was here looking for Donald Trump's 'The Art of the Deal'." "Humpty Dumpty came in, too." "What's Humpty reading?" "He took out a copy of 'A Million Little Pieces'!"