Frank and Ernest by Thaves for September 02, 2007
Tabloid Times "Ernie, I need the headlines for the 'Arts' section - first we've got the story about the appliance tycoon's donation..." EDITOR "'Refrigerator magnate supports artwork'!" "And the collection of surrealist paintings coming back to the Museum of Modern Art..." "'Dada comes home to MoMA'." "That's it! I'm sending you to 'Letters to the Editor' - maybe you'll take things more seriously there!" "Here's one about nuclear proliferation. I've got the headline already..." "'Fissile missile epistle'!"