Frank and Ernest by Thaves for February 22, 2009
Teetotalers Society Banquet Ernest says, "We might see my cousin here tonight, Frank." Frank says, "Your cousin is a teetotaler?" Ernest says, "He has been for years?" Ernest says, "He's in charge of counting inventory at the golf shop!" Frank says, "that's funny, Ernie, but don't tell jokes in this room." Ernest says, "Really? Why not?" Frank says, "There are no punch lines here!"