Frank and Ernest by Thaves for January 10, 2010
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Ernest says, "Frank, my special varieties of herbs can cure all sorts of problems!" Frank says, "I need something to relieve pain and help me relax." Ernest says, "Anise-thesia should do the trick!" Frank says, "How about something for my love life?" Ernest says, "I recommend oregano-sin" Frank says, "Got anything to make me smarter?" Ernest says, "Just use a bit of cumin-sense!" Frank says, "Ernie, what I'd really like is something to get me out of this little skit we're in." Ernest says, "You're in luck-- I'm completely out of thyme!"
At the time of my friend Tara’s wedding, I told her mother that her feelings would soon be like a spice: Tarragon.