Frank and Ernest by Thaves for May 01, 2011
April 30, 2011
May 02, 2011
Transcript:
Moon says, "Jupiter, you're running for the solar system's seat in the galaxy congress--- why'd you stop rotating?" Jupiter says, "There will be no spinning in my campaign!" Moon says, "Do you support medical coverage for all heavenly bodies?" Jupiter says, "I am in favor of universal healthcare!" Moon says, "Can you get votes from both Earth and Mars?" Jupiter says, "My policies will appeal to red and blue planets!" Moon says, "And you're kicking off the campaign with a trip around the sun?" Jupiter says, "Yes, I'm starting a revolution!"
Evolution does not suggest that the strongest survive, at least among humans. Consider that the most successful humans usually have small families whereas less successful humans are more likely to have larger families. Thus, their genetic material is more likely to survive in the long run.