Frank and Ernest by Thaves for January 06, 2013
January 05, 2013
January 07, 2013
Transcript:
Wild Animal Park Ernest: How are the animals doing with their New Year's resolutions? Frank: Good! The gazelle is trying to slow down and enjoy life. And the sloth is exercising more! Ernest: What's the goat's resolution? To be more careful about what he eats? Frank: No, he just wants to spend more time with the kids this year. Ernest: I heard the doe made a resolution to save some money. Frank: You misunderstood, Ernie. She didn't make any resolutions for herself... Frank: ...her goal this year is to convince the male members of her species to be safer in everything they do. Ernest: Ah, I see -- that's why she said "I'm trying to save a few bucks".
I once heard a person from Italy tell a person from China in English how Italians traditionally cook and eat kids. The person from China was deeply shocked.