Frank and Ernest by Thaves for April 12, 2015
Ernie's Real Estate Frank: Ernie, in this ad you don't mention the leaky roof. Ernest: I say "built-in sprinkler system". Frank: What about the low-hanging beam here downstairs? Ernest: "Bar in basement". Frank: Ernie, the tub drains can't be unclogged! Ernest: That's why I said "two full baths"! Frank: This house was previously listed and nobody even looked at it! Ernest: "Buy now while interest is low"! Frank: And your ad doesn't say anything about the persistent bird nest problem in the attic. Ernest: You're right! I should tell people "new wings just added"!