Frank and Ernest by Thaves for August 30, 2015
Circus Frank: It's been fun working with these circus performers on their financial planning. Those clowns are serious savers! Ernest: Yeah, they've cut expenses by carpooling. Frank: The high-wire walker wants a portfolio with a mixture of stocks and bonds. Ernest: Having balance is her highest priority! Frank: And the lion tamer is interested only in very safe investments --- he has zero tolerance for more risk in his life. Ernest: Our last meeting today is with the trapeze artist. Frank: What is your net worth? Trapeze Artist: Every penny it cost!