Frank and Ernest by Thaves for April 10, 2016
April 09, 2016
April 11, 2016
Transcript:
Robot League Baseball Frank: The player upgrades are great this year! New batteries and antennas will increase our home runs and decrease strikeouts. Ernie: They'll hit with more power, yet still make consistent contact. Frank: A software patch will cut down on our errors. Ernie: And the catcher's signs are encrypted now so they won't get stolen. Frank: Even with all that stuff, the most important upgrade is organic, grown in a biology lab! Ernie: Yeah, every member of the pitching staff has a live arm!
I think I read somewhere that if a baseball game was edited down to the actual action, a game would last about twenty minutes.