Frazz by Jef Mallett for September 15, 2011
Transcript:
Mrs. Olsen: Well, 40 MPH on the expressway is better than 40 MPH in a neighborhood. Frazz: Marginally. At least tell me you weren't in the passing lane. Mrs. Olsen: Not the whole time. And not usually all four tires. Frazz: Mrs. Olsen! Mrs. Olsen: Somebody had to dial up drive-thru bru and tell them their coffee lids keep coming off in people's laps.
Show of hands – how many have had near misses with someone who was DWTI? (Driving while technologically impaired.) Or maybe that should be Driving while impaired technologically, DWIT looks more like dimwit. Anyway, I’m raising both hands and wiggling my fingers.