Spouse insisted that our bed would have nine freakin’ pillows. That all had to be moved off every night and put back every morning. I tried to be reasonable. I tried being unreasonable. I tried hiding a couple of them. And I tried just tossing them over her side of the bed (she came to bed later than I did, in those days). Next option was move to the guest room, but I didn’t have to do that, she finally agreed that I had a right to suggest changes to my very own bed’s decor…
Spouse insisted that our bed would have nine freakin’ pillows. That all had to be moved off every night and put back every morning. I tried to be reasonable. I tried being unreasonable. I tried hiding a couple of them. And I tried just tossing them over her side of the bed (she came to bed later than I did, in those days). Next option was move to the guest room, but I didn’t have to do that, she finally agreed that I had a right to suggest changes to my very own bed’s decor…