Garfield by Jim Davis for February 13, 1984
Transcript:
Jon: Wouldn't it be great if everything could talk? I'd get out of bed and the wall would say, "Good morning, Jon." and the sink would say, "Good morning, Jon." Garfield: That wouldn't be so hot. Every time a light bulb burned out, it would be like a death in the family.
Imagine trying to use the toilet yelling at you