Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for October 18, 2012
Transcript:
Bucky: Get in the tub, Satchel. We're gonna see if you're a witch, once and for final! Satchel: Wait, so if I sink it means... he he. Ha ha! Bucky: Why are you laughing? This is a grave matter. Satchel: I just got that joke you told, Rob! Ha ha! Rob: The witch joke? That had to be an hour ago. Satchel: No, no, the one about the paranoids screwing in a light bulb! Who wants to know? Ha ha! Rob: Dude, that was, like, 6 months ago... Bucky: Silence! That laughing dog is making a mocker of this bathtub witch dunking!
‘By the way, for an apartment with a single man, it’s interesting he not only has the toilet seat down but the top down too. Very careful, that one.’
Never ceases to amaze me how many women complain about the seat but leave the lid up.
The following quote is from the TV show Bones;“You should always put the lid down. Otherwise a fine mist of aerosolized urine and fecal particulates is sprayed into the air every time you flush. And if your toothbrush is out you might as well brush your teeth with excrement.”