Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for March 23, 2014
Bucky: I'm turning all of Rob's pictures upside down. Satchel: Why? Bucky: He changed Tuna brands on me! Blah blah blah dolphin-safe logo blah! Satchel: Maybe I like dolphin bits in my tuna! I don't complain about the chocolate chips in his ice cream! So I said how 'bout I switch your potato chip brand! I don't see a rhubarb-safe logo on this one! Maybe their potato net is snagging a half acre of collateral rhubarb when they trawl for potatoes! Satchel: What did he say to that? Bucky: Nothing. As the kids say, he got powned. Satchel: I don't think you say the "p". Just owned. Bucky: Yeah? Ok, so if you ever correct me again I'll unch you in the iehole. Satchel: But why turn his pictures upside down? Bucky: I just saw red, man. Satchel: I wouldn't call revenge decoration seeing red. More like seeing fuchsia. Bucky: You're gonna wake up in a world of upside-down posters, my friend. Satchel: Go nuts. Everything's right-side up when I'm on my back.