Grand Avenue by Mike Thompson for December 21, 2000
Transcript:
"...the acme "multi-groomer" is the perfect holiday gift! It's a hairbrush, toothbrush, nail file, nosehair clipper, and mouthwash dispenser all in one!" "Only $19.99! Act now while supplies last!" "What a piece of JUNK!" "Who on EARTH would want that thing for Christmas?" "Heh-heh! Yeah, really." "To Grandma From Gabby: Acme multi groomer"
Gift certificates to food stores. Everyone eats!