Grand Avenue by Mike Thompson for December 22, 2000
Transcript:
"You're giving out GIFT CERTIFICATES for Christmas? Where's the THOUGHT in giving someone a GIFT CERTIFICATE?" "I'll tell you where it is..." "WHEN I HAVE TO GO CHRISTMAS SHOPPING, I GET STRESSED OUT...AND WHEN I'M STRESSED, I'M VERY UNPLEASANT TO BE AROUND. SO I'M DOING EVERYONE A FAVOR, SEE?" "How thoughtful."