Two squirrels are at a grocery store together. The shelves are empty and the cart being pushed by one of the squirrels is full of acorns.
Squirrel 2: Don't go nuts, it's only supposed to snow an inch.
Yep. I live in Wisconsin. Every predicted snow of more than 2" causes a run on the local grocery. The store has never closed. The roads have never been impassable. They have never run out of food. I do not understand this apocalyptic thinking.