Heart of the City by Steenz for August 24, 1999
Transcript:
Heart: C'mom, Mom! Why won't you let me dye my hair? Mom: Because you're too young, Heart. Heart: What's the big deal? It'll grow out! C'mon, how about just a couple of blond streaks! Or maybe an orange splash right in the front! Mom: I said no, Heart! Now quit bugging me! Heart: Boy, it's a good thing you're not Britney Spears' mother! She'd still be just a normal kid! Mom: Oh, horrors.
Oof. This hits hard in 2021.