Heart of the City by Steenz for February 22, 2000
Transcript:
Heart: Hey, Mom, want to watch my one-woman show? Mom: A one-woman show? Sure! What's your show about? Heart: It's a humorous retelling of my life's story. It's all the rage among us comediennes. I call it "When You're Old Enought to Have You Own Home, Then You Can Have ALl the Nail Polish You want and Ruin Your Own Furnitire." Mom: Oh, joy. Another show that feature's me as the antagonist. I can hardly wait. Heart: Personal pain is the inspiration for most of the world's great comedy.
When you buy your own stuff, you’re less-inclined to destroy it.