Heart of the City by Steenz for December 24, 2000
Transcript:
Heart: Red Five! Come in, Red Five! Dean: Red Five here..go ahead, Pink Leader. Heart: See anything yet? Dean: Negative, Pink Leader...visual scanning continues, but no sign of The Big Guy. Heart: Ok, let's go over the plan again. Santa lands on the roof. He enters our building. We sneak to the roof and hide out in the back of his sleigh...We fly back to the North Pole with Santa, we leap out of the sleigh, you hold back the elves, and I shoot the first ever video of Santa's workshop and castle! We hop a jet back to the States, we hand the tape over to Ted Koppel on "Nightline," and bingo! We're overnight sensations! If we pull this off, I'll be a shoo-in for a guest shot as Katie Lee's replacment on "Live with Regis"! And when I cut my first album- Voice on walkie-talkie: Go to sleep. Santa Claus won't visit until you're asleep. Heart: What?! Who is this?! Where's Dean-er-Red Five?! Red Five! Come in, Red Five!
Yknow, if Heart doesn’t figure out that that was Santa, she’s gonna assume that some strange man sneaked into her boyfriend’s room.