Heart of the City by Steenz for March 26, 2001

Transcript:

Heart: I declare today officially "Julia Roberts Day"! Ba-ba-da-daah! Heart: Julia Roberts wins the Oscar for best actress and suddenly she's pulling down 30, 40 million a picture! A female superstar! Woo-hoo! Heart: Finally, yes, finally actresses are being paid the same ridiculously high salaries as their male counterparts! Julia is our deliverer! Mom: Be that as it may, you are still not going to school dressed as Erin Brockovich. Heart: C'mon, Mom, rejoice in how far we've come!