Heart of the City by Steenz for December 28, 2001
Transcript:
Dean: Behold! Sting! The legendary sword of Frodo and Bilbo Baggins! The very scimitar used to slay the mighty Shelob! Make way! Movie ticket taker: Nicely done, little dude, but I can't let you in without a movie ticket. Dean: Alas. I spent all my money on "Lord of the Rings" merchandise.
How tragic.