Heart of the City by Steenz for March 04, 2002
Transcript:
Heart: I don't see the Orcs and Goblins, Dean! I think we finally lost them! Dean: that's not all we lost...I can't find the map to Mordor! Voice: Smeagol will show the nice hobbitses the way. Yesss. Just let us see the ring...my precious. Yesss. My precious, we just wants to touch it...Heart: No! No more weird monsters! No more goofy characters! I can't take it! Dean: This is middle-earth, Heart! What did you expect, insurance salesmen?! Eyes: Golllum...gollum...
Imagine if it was Jar Jar.