Heart of the City by Steenz for March 11, 2003
Heart: Hey, Dean, did you pick the book for your report yet? Dean: I'm looking now. Heart: I picked "Helen Hippo And The Low-carb Diet"! Dean: I heard that book was really boring and the pictures were weird. Heart: Well, you don't know diddly! This book is written by a very famous author! Dean: Since when is an actress an author? Heart: When she can sell a million books.