Heart of the City by Steenz for February 29, 2004
Transcript:
Heart: C'mon, Mom! The Oscars are starting! Heart: This is the best part! We get to see them walk down the red carpet in their new dresses... Heart: Omigosh! Lookit that outfit on J-Lo! Mom: If you've got that much junk in the trunk, do you wear a sheath?! Heart: There's Demi and her boy-toy Ashton! Mom: Ugh! Do you believe that dress?! You're over forty, honey! Deal with it! Heart: What is Lara Flynn Boyle wearing? Is she trying to look like Rapunzel-Barbie? Mom: Now there's a girl in desperate need of a cheesesteak and large fries.
Men shouldn’t objectify women when women can do such a good job. Of course, this was written by a man, so that comment might not hold up.