Heart of the City by Steenz for July 22, 2008
Transcript:
Heart: I'm thinking about dying my hair blond, Mom... Mom: What for? Heart: Reality show, Mom! If I'm a bleach-blonde, I've got a better shot at landing my own deal! Mom: That's all it takes? Heart: That and we move to L.A. and you become super-rich so I never have to work and can spend all day talking about myself. Mom: Yeah, that might be the tricky party...
Step 1: Dye hair blonde. Step 2: … Step 3: Profit.