Heart of the City by Steenz for January 26, 2015
Transcript:
Heart: So I have to have oral surgery tomorrow to get two teeth removed! Heart: They guy said they are going to knock me out with gas, pull out the bad teeth, and then my face is going to swell up like a chipmunk! It might stay frozen like that forever or I might not even wake up! Dean: Wow! They told you all that? Heart: No. My mom has been looking up worst case scenarios online.
My foot itches a bit. I wonder what the internet thinks that means?
Internet: “You may have cancer”
Of course.