There is a joke in which a fellow is being interviewed to work for a railroad and they are asking about various potential problems. He is supposed to figure out ways to stop the trains from crashing into each other in case of assorted equipment failures. Finally he says, “I’d go wake up my wife.”
There is a joke in which a fellow is being interviewed to work for a railroad and they are asking about various potential problems. He is supposed to figure out ways to stop the trains from crashing into each other in case of assorted equipment failures. Finally he says, “I’d go wake up my wife.”
“Your wife?? Why would you wake her up??”
“Because she’s never seen a train wreck.”