“…..Well you should have seen the look on the face of my Dad and MomWhen I showed up at the door with my date for the senior promThey said, “Pardon us son, she ain’t no kid,That’s a cocktail waitress in a Dolly Parton wig”I said, “I know, ain’t she great, Dad?That’s the kind I dig.”See I like my women just a tad on the trashy side."
“…..Well you should have seen the look on the face of my Dad and MomWhen I showed up at the door with my date for the senior promThey said, “Pardon us son, she ain’t no kid,That’s a cocktail waitress in a Dolly Parton wig”I said, “I know, ain’t she great, Dad?That’s the kind I dig.”See I like my women just a tad on the trashy side."
___from Trashy Women Jerry Jeff Walker