Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for December 06, 2005
December 05, 2005
December 07, 2005
Transcript:
Bixby: So, Ralston, you do all the standard stuff - hit by anvils, shot in the face... Ralston: Yeah, but I want to do something more dignified. You know, like something for PBS? Or a museum? Bixby: How 'bout being a mascot for the orchestra? You could wear a tux and sit in the luxury box with the president. Ralston: Really?!! Bixby: No. I got you a boot commercial. You get kicked a lot. Take it or leave it.
“This boot can stand up to kicking RALSTON!”
I’ll take three pair. But if you ever come up with a pair made of Ralston-hide…