Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for December 25, 2005
December 24, 2005
December 26, 2005
Transcript:
Mr. Negato: you gave me a calendar...of yourself...from 2002, how very thoughtful... captain: I hope this is that spandex deodorizer I asked for. boy: holiday hugs for bixby!! bixby: who's got the sidekick repellent?? Man: Aw, man!! bixby promised there'd be chicks here! pig: that explains why he told me to dress up as little orphan annie.... fritz: Ah, this is just like the family holidays we had when I was young! ralston: I guess that makes sense for someone who was raised in a kennel.....
Come to think of it, this strip is notably lacking in female main characters. In chainmail bikinis. (Seriously, that one’s always been difficult to believe. A warrior wearing a chainmail bikini? What was Stan thinking? Never mind… I know what he was thinking.. Ka-CHING!)