Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for August 27, 2006
Captain Victory: Trouble! Woman: My cat threw up. Man: Why can't I get a good rate on car insurance? Woman 2: Does this smell to you? Man 2: There's nothing on TV. Woman 3: Why does every season of "Saturday Night Live" feel like the worst one ever? Man 3: Who would win in a fight- you or Iron Man? Captain Victory: I need a secretary... Captain Victorious Help!!