Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for January 08, 2025
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from the tip top secretive dossiers of S.P.E.A.R. subject: Hela first appearance: 1-10-11 affiliations: Ruler of niflheim, the norse land of the dead. uses the hellhound garm as a guard dog (ref: 4-22-07). history: The daughter of loki and the giantess angrboda. sister to jormungand the world serpent (ref: 4-22-07) and the giant wolf fenris (ref: 2-11-07). thought not a blood relation, she considers herself tyr's niece (tyr's father odin is loki's foster father). attributes: Though labeled a "monster," and cast into the underworld, she keeps a sunny disposition. has massive beanie baby collection. drink of choice: Frozen margaritas.
[nerd alert] That’s one of my biggest beefs with Hollywood. Tonya Harding was nowhere near as glamorous as Margot Robbie, and Queen of Mean Leona Helmsley wasn’t in the same league as Suzanne Pleshette.
Cate Blanchett is much prettier than this Hela.