Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for March 20, 2007
Jenn Erica: Um, Moxie, if I became your mother, wouldn't that upset your adoptive, millionaire father? Moxie Gumption: Feh! I don't need no sugar daddy!! Jenn Erica: Wait, so how do you support yourself? Moxie: I grew up in a cannery! I know how to work for a living! Jenn Erica: But I thought you went on adventures and solved crimes. How do you make money off that? Moxie Gumption: I've found that criminals will pay me not to stab them over and over! I'm an entrepreneur!!