Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for April 03, 2007
Transcript:
Bixby: Seriously, Cap. Superman's married, Spider-Man's married. A love interest will be good for your image! Captain Victorious: Awww! But a woman's just gonna make me clean and do chores and stuff! It's a misuse of my powers! Bixby: You mean as opposed to the way you use your powers now? Captain Victorious: Hey, I gotta use heat vision to shave my chest! It gets itchy under here, man!