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hamhock: ugh, I feel so fat lately. ralston: you look fine. hamhock: no, I don't! I'm grotesque! ralston: what're you...? hamhock: I gotta go put on my fat pants... ralston: And that's supposed to divert attention how? hamhock: don't look at me!!
Dude, you might as well put a shirt on, too.