Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for December 04, 2024

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from the tip top secretive dossiers of S.P.E.A.R. subject: Bixby rat first appearance: 11-7-05 aliases: Bixby buzz, "the cutest mouse that ever was!" (ref: 5-15-06). affiliations: ink pen talent agency (senior talent representative, self appointed "Trash steward") history: once an adorable child star, he grew up and got ugly. now he shepherds other young hopefuls thought the minefield of show business. drawbacks: really not very good at it. addictions: Fresh garbage and the latest "Burbank bobbie" dolls. drink of choice: rancid tuna juice served in an old vacuum cleaner bag.