Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for June 02, 2013

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Fritz: Whatcha doin, Bixby! Playing junior scientist? Bixby: No... I'm trying to come up with the next Botox! That stuff's a gold mine! And you know how Botox is made from botulism? Well, I figure there must be another fatal disease out there that'll make a great wrinkle treatment! So I got some malaria smallpox, dengue fever and so forth, and I've been experimenting. Fritz: Wait, those vials are filled with deadly, infectious diseases?? Bixby: Yeah, but I haven't had much luck yet. Fritz: Penicillin! I need penicillin! Bixby: nah, I tried that. Penicillin doesn't work on wrinkles. Hamhock: This malaria mask is starting to make me woozy...