Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for January 04, 2017
Transcript:
tyr: Drinking in bars! bah! so civilized!! We norsemen would drink out in the wild, without constraints!! one time, hagar the handsome and I finished off 300 casks of mead, at sea, in the middle of a hurricane, while fighting off a kraken!! hamhock: don't you mean hagar the "horrible"? tyr: Well, he was after that night...
That’ll happen if you try to drunk-kiss a kraken.