Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for December 13, 2021
Transcript:
Ralston: Listen, Scrappy Lad, I'm not sure those are really "assignments" Captain Victorious is sending you on. Scrappy Lad: Of course they are!! They're all very important tasks!! Like most recently, Cap told me to take a long walk off a short pier! Which I did! Ralston: See, I think that's a joke... Scrappy Lad: Oh, it's no joke - I was in intensive care for weeks!
The lad is scrappy but not too bright… OK so call me Captain obvious.