In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for October 24, 2020

I’m surprised this has not expanded.

“You just LOST the Super Bowl! What are you going to do next?” “I’m going to BUSCH GARDENS!”

“You just won the Peach Bowl! What are you going to do next?” “I’m going to SIX FLAGS!”

“You just won the Liberty Bowl! What are you going to do next?” “I’m going to DOLLYWOOD!”