Jim Benton Cartoons by Jim Benton for March 08, 2015
Beagle Cop! Caller: Beagle cop? My master went to work and he's never coming back. Beagle Cop: Try to remain panicky. How long has he been gone? Caller: I'd say between four minutes and six years. Beagle Cop: Ok. Here's what I need you to do: tip over the trash and urinate on the rug. That usually brings them back within a decade.