Jim Benton Cartoons by Jim Benton for May 09, 2015
May 07, 2015
May 11, 2015
Transcript:
Jennifer: And in conclusion you can save leftovers from leftovers and they will be knows as leftolders. Mom 1: Oh shit yeah! Mom 2: God damn right yo! Mom 3: Gosh a Roony Mom 4: With the sweaterzooka, you can shoot a sweater on the body of a person who wrongly believes they don't need one. Child: Mom I'm not cold, aaagh! Jennifer: Now a subject that concerns us all: Decorative hand towels and how we can keep those assholes from drying their hands on them. Mom 1: Sweet ass towel Jennifer! Sorry for the interruption but there's a minivan in the parking lot with the lights on Mom 1: Hell. Mom 2: That's mine. Mom 3: That's probably mine. Mom 4: Oh nuts.
I think I have been momming wrong…any towel in my bathroom is fair game so long as they are washing thier damn hands after lol.