JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for December 17, 1998
Transcript:
girl: so what is santa bringing you for christmas? Dexyer: Sunny doesn't believe in santa claus. dexter: her parents have convinced her that santa claus is just a guy in a costume. dexter: he gets paid to sit in a department store and his reindeer can't even fly. girl: It's amazing what some parents feed their kids.
Truth is sometimes stranger than fiction.